Thursday, May 10, 2012
NO!!
NO! No no no no no no!!!!! Why is this happening to me! Hamlet just broke up with Ophelia! Why? Why!!? This was completely unxpected! and Ophelia didn't even try to save her relationship! Why is she my daughter?! Why can't I have a dughtre who can keep a man?! Hmph! I think i need to go to bed and watch a really good chick flick. And maybe cry a little. All I have ever done is advise, and none of my advice is ever used!!! This is my chance to advance my position and i will let no one stand in my way!! So Ophelia you just need to put on a little lipstick and march your way to wherever Hamlet is! Don't you realize how this will benefit you too!? You would be queen!! QUEEN! Oooo I think I'm getting a headache!
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LEAVE ME ALONE!
ReplyDelete- King Claudius
Let me be! You are a taking!
DeleteMy ex father in law . I must be blunt when I say that you're a creep... However, what do you think about starting your own advice column ?
ReplyDeleteI think that's a wonderful suggestion thanks! And I think you spelled father in law a little off. There's no ex in front. But that's ok I believe this was a well thought out comment overall.
DeleteYes a splendid idea indeed ! Now, will you be writing this column before or after you pay for spying on people?
DeleteOh my ! How dare you insult my intelligence by saying I spelled something wrong?!
My former king, I will be true and say you are an irregulous fool. Thou you might be a swashing fortune giver.
DeleteMy prince your words are a guard to my talents. Your words ring with the truth though truth be told I shall become your close relative.
ReplyDeleteGramercy, Polonius. Will'st thou forgo thy true passion? My good sir I will not take wappend suggestions from mongrels like you.
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