OMG!!! Hamlet just freakin' stabbed me! All my well planned plans are going to waste and all because I was being nosy! You know everyone has told me that I'm a gossip, and that I shouldn't spy on people and I'm beginning to think that they're right! I'm bleeding so much! How rude of him to do this to me! After all I'm the father of his soon to be bride! I'm going to be his father in law! Wow i'm getting realy faint. O
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Oh God man ! Cut out all dramatics and die already. Your no good snooping is what got you into this mess.
ReplyDeleteWell how rude! You're the one who stabbed me after all! You know being a ghost isn't half bad. No one can see you hiding behind their curtains. How do you feel being a killer Hamlet? You know your just like Claudius! Always being so rude to me!
DeleteWell, well, well. I can't say I'm surprised in the least. Hamlet, I always knew you had it in you to kill. It's a family trait I believe. And Polonius, you're getting what you deserve. You should be so used to hiding by now. Guess I need a new adviser.
ReplyDeleteTime passes and yet you still take breath! Quicken to the earth dear sir!
ReplyDeleteWell sir you dishonor me! You have already won the game, and yet I cannot foreslow my return to the ground? Your companion in this is your king! To make me so forlorn!
ReplyDeleteMy heart goes on dear Polonius. Your fortune telling has come to its final curtain call. On to advance the position of another.
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