Friday, May 11, 2012

In the closet

Okay you guys I'm about to go into the queens closet to spy on her and Hamlet, but I  just quickly wanted to come and tell you guys. I'm so excited!! So me and Claudius (I'm calling him Claudius now!!) agreed that Gertrude should let Hamlet know who's boss, and then see what he will say back. I'm pretty sure ther's about to be a big catfight. I'm betting that Hamlet with the added insanity will really yell back, but I wouldn't count the queen out because she acts quiet but everyone knows the quiet ones have all these repressed feelings. AND I heard the queen has an awesome collection of shoes. Women who have good, expensive shoes always know how to be catty. Have you seen the housewife shows? Of course I'm going to tell you all about it! I'm dying to know her shoe size. Oh, and I'll tell you about the fight too. TTYL!!!
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  1. JacqueeMay 12, 2012 at 5:24 PM

    Father do you have eyes for another man? Is there a reason you are excited over her shoes?

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    1. poloniusMay 14, 2012 at 4:05 PM

      No! Of course not! I was just saying that there's been a lot of speculation about her shoe size. If I could get my hands on that information! And don't talk to your father like that!

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  2. poloniusMay 16, 2012 at 9:51 PM

    My dearest father do thy eyes wander to another like yourself? Can there be any other explanation for this excitment?

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  3. poloniusMay 16, 2012 at 9:52 PM

    My love! I shall always be your elder! You shall be forbode to speak in such terms to me.

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